A Brief History of Things Dogs Have Pooped Near

Dog owners know one universal truth: dogs never choose the convenient spot.

Give them an entire park and they’ll somehow choose the neighbor’s perfect lawn, the middle of the sidewalk, or directly under a “Please Pick Up After Your Dog” sign.

Then there’s the driveway. The coffee shop entrance. The crosswalk. And, of course, the one walk where you forgot to bring dog poop bags at all.

That’s usually when your dog decides to make history.

It’s also why good dog waste bags matter. When you’re standing in somebody’s front yard pretending this is all completely normal, you want a bag that’s thick, easy-open and leak-proof.

Preferably one with a little personality.

At Hey Stinky®, we make funny dog poop bags for real dog walks — the weird ones, the awkward ones and the ones where your dog completely ignores the three acres of available grass.

Our plant-based dog poop bags come 120 to a box and are made for the part of dog ownership nobody puts on Instagram.

Because poop happens.

Boring poop bags don’t have to.